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[–] RustyNova 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not queries, programs. They have pid

[–] Downcount 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Shoot, you are ~~right~~ wrong. They are processes.

[–] RustyNova 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

[–] Downcount 1 points 9 months ago

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)