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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by devilish666 to c/[email protected]

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[–] Downcount 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

🏳️‍⚧️

[–] HowManyNimons 1 points 9 months ago

Also rings don't make you invisible.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!

[–] RustyNova 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not queries, programs. They have pid

[–] Downcount 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Shoot, you are ~~right~~ wrong. They are processes.

[–] RustyNova 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

[–] Downcount 1 points 9 months ago

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)