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[–] Rand0mA 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

This sounds like when that podcast dude realised you shit directly in the toilet and not in your hand first

https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ

[–] supercriticalcheese 23 points 9 months ago

Wat?

[–] nbdjd 23 points 9 months ago

Amazing. People are amazing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Based on context clues, I'm inclined to believe that they have characters and he's more or less the "fall guy" so she can be the "Bully." It also just sounds like he was going for "toilet paper isn't an impenetrable shield, and if there's any smear left before you wipe, you've got poo particles on your hands" but pivoted to "this sounds like a really good bit if I can milk it."