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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It was the way she (planet Earth) was dressed - you know she was just asking for it!

\s 🤮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Gaia is such a slut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

Oh by the way I was being sarcastic

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