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submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget spray paint and lighters!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can just...rent a bulldozer. Whenever I want. And no one will even try to stop me. Not until it's too late, at least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don't know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.