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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don't know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.