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Nation Likes It When Hamburger Bun Already Cut (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I know this is a joke but i always cut them wrong so yeah i love it

[–] Vince 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you cut them vertically?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Probably just at a bit of an angle so one side is too thin/thick. At least that's what usually happens to me.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've never even experienced an opportunity to cut a hamburger bun in half. They're always pre-cut. Where are you finding these fancy DIY-to-cut hamburger buns?

[–] rockSlayer 4 points 11 months ago

Go to a local grocery store with a bakery section. In my experience those are never cut. Also the brioche buns at Aldi