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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

[–] morphballganon 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I never heard of pooping being called that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?

[–] morphballganon 3 points 10 months ago

Another good one!

[–] Rumbelows 8 points 10 months ago

Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.