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God Admits Sending Great Flood Was Just Misguided Attempt To Impress Jodie Foster (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Literally me, except the opposite. A president shot me because of their hatred towards Robert De Niro. Definitely a true story.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

see Hillary got away with all kinda shit while she was President