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submitted 9 months ago by Archer to c/tumblr

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

One thing about witches is that you CAN segregate them by color.
Black witches are about malignant tumors.
White witches are about healing and purification.
Green witches are about the power of nature.
Red witches are about blood and fire.
Blue witches are about ice and water.
Yellow witches are about air and thunder.
I don't remember the rest.

[–] saltesc 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, sounds like they stole the lore from hacker hats.

[–] douglasg14b 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Isn't it the other way around and a general fantasy trope?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Hacker hats come from old cowboy films, where you could tell who was good or bad by the colour of their hat.

[–] saltesc 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm pretty sure hackers definitely came before witches.

Edit: I'm giving you shit. The initial joke.whooshed you, but that's okay. We're all here for fun.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What kind of robot dinosaur does each one drive?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To be honest, I didn't ask. Out of ignorance, I presumed they all use brooms. I apologize.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do the brooms combine into a giant robot, at least?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Giant kung-fu stickman robot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Brown witches are extracted from lignite coal using gasification.
Pink witches are produced by electrolysis using nuclear power.