Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 8 months ago by robocall to c/microblogmemes

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[–] TrickDacy 5 points 8 months ago (5 children)

How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Minotaur is the cow on top one

[–] TrickDacy 0 points 8 months ago

Doh haha I knew that, dunno why I was thinking of centaurs at that moment. Question still stands though

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Biology fact - fish can reproduce externally. Female lays the unfertilised eggs and male fish squeezes milt (spermes) on top.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 1 points 8 months ago

[–] TehBamski 3 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight

So life UHH... finds a way

[–] Strobelt 3 points 8 months ago

How to say you're a dolphin without saying you're a dolphin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I mean that's not the difficult part.