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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com)

submitted 9 months ago by return2ozma to c/nottheonion

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[–] Fedizen 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Its time to stop thinking of cops as big boys with guns and think of them more like dogs with guns that fire when they bark.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd like you to stop insulting dogs like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The dogs are bastards, too.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IDC. I'm not a patriarchal cock sucker. Police are literally evil in all sense. Dogs are not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

what?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'd tell you but I don't think you'll understand anything.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You sound unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Okay.