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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Why would he cook pancakes when they'll just hand him his hotcake platters at the McDonald's window? He doesn't even have to pay for them. What are they gonna do, call the cops?

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