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How many watch lists am I on now? (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Kaelygon to c/[email protected]

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[–] GombeenSysadmin 89 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

[–] [email protected] 116 points 11 months ago (3 children)

[–] prayer 27 points 11 months ago

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Something about the little girl in purple shirt crying always gets to me. I think it triggers the memory of the tear-gassed "birthday girl" photo from 2019 Hong Kong

[–] Gabu 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good ol' C&H with completely random violence for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No reason? Don't squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

A knife is reusable