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[–] Exusia 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Jesus in the passenger seat "Recalculating"

Jesus it's been 5 miles we're gonna miss our turn it's here somewhere. "LOL recalculating"

[–] Jerb322 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Having Jesus riding shotgun would be a windy ride. He never closes the door.....born in a barn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I wonder if Jesus can drive on water

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] JJROKCZ 1 points 9 months ago

A manger and a barn are not the same thing lol

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wasn’t he born in a manger?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A manger is a food trough. It was in a barn.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But the bible says he was born in a manger.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And the manger was in a barn.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 9 months ago

So he was born in a manger.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Jesus we can't follow that route, it goes over water! Might as well use Apple Maps...

Jesus: Well that's your fault for asking for walking directions!