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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lord of the Rings, but fuck Gondor... I'll be chilling in the Shire living like fucking king.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Same, but I'd probably go with Bree. I'm a bit tall for the Shire. Also, Bree seems a little more lively and they have a thing called 'pints.'

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Live in the Shire, start up a pub called "Giant Beers" which serves pints, be beloved by the Shirefolk and live in pastoral luxury

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

And fuck as many midgets as your heart desires.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 4 points 9 months ago

They do pints?? I'm getting one.