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I don't even listen to Taylor Swift but if she wants to have sex with me, I'd be like, 'ok mommy'.
I'd also wonder wtf is wrong with her
I mean, she could be with a professional athlete instead!
I just want a dinner date so I can ask what demon pact she signed to get her PR team.
I'm nowhere near her target demographic, yet somehow, I wind up knowing about every album drop, high profile concert happening, and so on. I'm actively blocking and avoiding advertising on everything and they still find me. It's honestly a little concerning.