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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.

[–] magicalman315 10 points 11 months ago

Thank you Catherine

[–] CurlyMoustache 5 points 11 months ago

Free cholesterol!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sell it bro. eBay.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 11 months ago

So you're saying Americans would love it.