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See, Im going to speak in defence of the QR code in some places. If I go to a pub, staffed by interchangable 20 somethings who are simultaniously taking orders, wiping tables, pouring drinks, clearing tables... yeah I dont think those menus are getting wiped down all that often.
If its a restaraunt, or trying to be upmarket... yeah make menus.
Maybe if you call ahead they'll autoclave a menu and a table for you.
How much did you tip the waiters?
At that point what services should they be tipped for?
Walked all the way to your table with a plate!
Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.
My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!