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I am straight (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

*guy walks in the room*

Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

"I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Mine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that's not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So are you still seeing them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yes, but nothing's official

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Are they brunette and wear glasses?

[–] Aceticon 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Good old massage therapy...