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[–] xantoxis 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you talking about Jehovah's Witnesses? I believe the number was 144,000. Long since passed, btw, IDK how they get new converts any more.

[–] surewhynotlem 7 points 11 months ago

Because a dozen dozen thousand was basically their way of saying a billion million brazilian. It was senselessly large in their eyes.

[–] jaybone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that the one where you get your own planet?

[–] xantoxis 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I believe that one is mormons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And they don’t even provide it anymore. When’s the last time someone stole a planet from you?