this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

[–] Bytemeister 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

[–] Viking_Hippie 10 points 11 months ago

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

They are also used to cut firewood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 11 months ago

They are carbon-negative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.

[–] Eldritch 1 points 11 months ago

50lb neodymium magnets. They'll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.