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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.

[–] Delphia 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am Mr Nimbus!

[–] jaybone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He’s gonna say that a lot.

[–] kautau 1 points 1 year ago

He controls the police

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You need to relax, bud.