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What if water is also the oldest nickname and its been so long that we forgot what the real name was
Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.
I am Mr Nimbus!
He’s gonna say that a lot.
He controls the police
You need to relax, bud.
Probably was like walterburg fluid and eventually simplified to waduh
no half filtration
https://i.imgur.com/N6IYZm2.gif
That's actually speculated to be the case with the word "bear." There was a superstition that saying its true name might summon it.
Aqua
Bears were the original voldemort
Dihydrogen monoxide.