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I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] hperrin 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Granted. You now experience the death and loss of every relationship that would succeed or fail in your life. All relationships end, even successful ones, and you get to experience every ending, with every potential partner you ever meet.

[–] turbowafflz 17 points 10 months ago

Wow that is actually one of the scariest things I've read

[–] themeatbridge 6 points 10 months ago

Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That was exactly my thought :)