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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

[–] Piers 3 points 11 months ago

"Donald Smells" is actually a better fit than "Donald Trump smells" and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how "Trump" is longstanding British slang for "fart" though and then you get both names in.

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