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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

[–] MindSkipperBro12 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] sheogorath 3 points 1 year ago

Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I've found.

[–] gosling 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha y-yeah they'd never do that

[–] gosling 2 points 1 year ago

my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it's just sad and depressing in there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I've become about it (meaning I'm not expecting I'm going to fuck a stripper--I'm just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I've had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior -1 points 1 year ago

Ofc because none of these ladies want do actually do it. It's a job, and a bad one at that.

[–] banneryear1868 3 points 1 year ago

Been to strip club and honestly I'd rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.