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Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.
Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.
Or just get a gf.
You can find Ifrit in the Fire Cavern near Balamb Garden.
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You're welcome! I hope it helps you get a GF.
TBH I'm on the spectrum but playing tons of CRPGs taught me how to empathize. After I got that realization when I was in college my social life got exponentially better. Even when I went to a high school reunion my old high school friend told me that I was unrecognizable.
I even managed to get married with someone who's way outta my league.
Take me with you.
Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.
lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.
not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either
edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.
Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I've found.
At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship
Haha y-yeah they'd never do that
my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like
Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.
Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it's just sad and depressing in there
I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo
Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I've become about it (meaning I'm not expecting I'm going to fuck a stripper--I'm just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I've had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc...
That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.
Ofc because none of these ladies want do actually do it. It's a job, and a bad one at that.
Been to strip club and honestly I'd rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.