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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TheGrandNagus 91 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

  • it has elves

  • the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

  • Gandalf has a santa-like beard

I rest my case

[–] mcqtom 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget they all came out in December! That's the only thing that matters.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 16 points 9 months ago

Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

All of them were originally released around the holidays back in the early 00s as well, so there's baked in Christmas association with those movies.

[–] niktemadur 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In a parallel universe multiplex somewhere, Christopher Lee smashed it as Krampus.

[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that Krampus is actually based on his activities during the second world war.

[–] niktemadur 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What bad little nazis got for Christmas.
And there ain't no good little nazis.