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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet

[–] Kioga 76 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is also cat ownership. :(

It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This only works if you don't have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.

[–] idunnololz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah why does my cat refuse to vomit on the floor and always does it on the carpet?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My only guess is that cats are disrespectful arseholes. That's why I like them though.

[–] danielbln 3 points 1 year ago

Ours is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.

[–] ReiRose 1 points 1 year ago

Is my cat broken? He doesn't vomit.

[–] smackjack 1 points 1 year ago

Just get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP."

"OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE"

[–] Alteon 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We've got a husky that views this as a "middle of the night" snack. He hears that "Hurp, Hurp" sound and IMMEDIATELY runs over to where the cat is. Full run at 2am He wants to be the first to savor the delicious hair sausage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well the phrase hair sausage is going on the list of fucking awful now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where was that phrase before?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thankfully nowhere near me until today.

[–] vaquedoso 9 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Does it ever work?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

moments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.

[–] xkforce 4 points 1 year ago

This is also cat ownership