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What NPC did you have? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes it isn't the one you expect, either. My group fell in love with the magic shopkeeper I improv'd on the fly. He was just a super ancient wizened dude named Mortimer who was always polishing a skull or dusting a stuffed rat or something when they came in.

[–] littlebluespark 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not enough coffee yet, and I first read that as "polishing a skull or stuffing a rat". 😅

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No thanks, I couldn't at another bite!" said the rat.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, not that kind of stuffing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Eh....Still works