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[–] MirthfulAlembic 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's still unlimited (with a minimum) for constructed as far as I'm aware, except EDH at exactly 100. You just have to be able to shuffle the entire deck unassisted without resorting to piles and stuff. It would also be a terrible strategy to dilute your best cards since there can only be four copies. I'm sure there's some crazy gimmick deck that works with 250 cards that only Shaq can play.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So I use a shuffler after a bad accident and some nerve damage. Am I permanently banned from MtG tournaments or do I gotta take asscrack photos first?

[–] MirthfulAlembic 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The asscrack photos would probably help, but I'm sure they'd let you use a proxy shuffler who wasn't otherwise playing in the tournament. Maybe that's the loophole. Get into a terrible car accident, and hire a giant to shuffle for you.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 11 months ago

I bet if I just use a reasonable sized deck and my usual electronic dealie I can get banned faster

[–] NECRO_PASTORAL 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well I guess I'm shaq. Well. On arena.

If you take 4 60 card decks that all have synergistic opening lines..... That's 240. Add 10 one drop utility cards and boop you have a 250 card deck. I've done it in arena and they are very fun to play.

[–] MirthfulAlembic 1 points 11 months ago

Could you use the handle Gheorghe Mureșan and exclusively use decks over 300 cards? You'd have to learn Romanian for the bit to work though.