I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh that's definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they're either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

either way I want a swing

You’ll find no judgement here.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think I’ve met your mum.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 11 months ago

May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.