Quicky

Yes, looks like you can! Thanks for that - I only ever use it on mobile, so it wasn’t obvious. Cheers.

TL;DR

12 - Resident Evil 4 remake

11 - Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

10 - Dave the Diver

9 - Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

8 - Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

7 - Diablo IV

6 - Super Mario Bros. Wonder

5 - Armored Core VI

4 - Street Fighter 6

3 - Baldur’s Gate 3

2 - The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

1 - Alan Wake II

Not sure if you’re playing into the joke, but just in case, it says I wonder what that says…

Nope.

Not wanting to play the global ignorance stereotype, but £100 says you’re an American.

Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

Sadly no. On the one occasion I did open one of the cards, there was no return address. Otherwise I’d have been going round for a plate like Jamal and Wanda on Thanksgiving.

One year I did actually open one of the cards, but as predicted there was no return address, or even surname, so no chance of getting back to them.

So as much as putting “No longer at this address” as has been suggested would probably stop me getting the cards, the senders would never know because the cards can’t be traced back.

This way, those wishing the Jarvis’ season’s greetings year after year can continue to happily wish them well, oblivious to the fact that they lost touch over a decade ago.

The Jarvis family probably have a different opinion though, and question why they never get Christmas cards from these people despite sending their own every year. Should have given them a forwarding address then shouldn’t you? Clearly you’re not that disappointed to lose touch if you couldn’t be arsed to update them, you boring-surnamed fucks. Merry Christmas.

That’s put me right off my brew.

But what if the Jarvis family do still live here, and I just can’t see them? Maybe I’m a Jarvis? 😱

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Haha, it’s definitely not painted on, so life escape it is.

Assuming it was once a fire escape, it’s a weirdly internal-looking door for something that leads to fuck all.