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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think that’s a poured rubber surface, high heels fuck that shit up right quick.

So types of high heels can exert 1600 PSI.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh that's definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they're either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

either way I want a swing

You’ll find no judgement here.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 6 months ago

May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.