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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That and NMRI is a pain to say

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

NMRI always sounds like a tax form your going to have to deal with.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nmri sounds like a new antidepressant

[–] CADmonkey 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Do not take if you are pregnant, planning to become pregnant, or you are allergic to NMRI's"

[–] dejected_warp_core 2 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: if you itemize your medical expenses, it's that too.