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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also, isn't COBOL extremely fast ? Which is not necessarily true for newer languages

[–] ignotum 6 points 1 year ago

Rust: am i a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think that's mostly because of the systems COBOL usually runs on, not so much because of the language

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're probably thinking of Fortran, which is still used for hardcore number crunching in areas like physics.