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[–] RonnieB 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (19 children)

While we're here, you guys got any depressing songs suggestions?

Edit: Thank you for the suggestions. Listening to them all.

[–] BleakBluets 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"As the Footsteps Die Out Forever" by Catch 22. Genre is ska punk. It's about the loss of a family member.

[–] jennwiththesea 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hurt, the cover by Johnny Cash

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Rabbit in Your Headlights by Unkle

Something I Can Never Have, NIN

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Literally any 16th century nocturne.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tv on the radio - blind

motion picture soundtrack - radiohead

entire discography of godspeed you black emperor but e.g. dead flag blues

pretty much anything grizzly bear did before 2007 but e.g. he hit me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ben Howard - Esmerelda, anything from Portishead, Red House Painters, Sofa Surfers

[–] RonnieB 2 points 1 year ago

Listened to Glory Box by Portishead. Seems way ahead of it's time for 94. Thanks for the suggestion

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not lighting a fuse with this, am I? O_O;

Anyway, Routine by Steven Wilson and Losing It by Rush are two big candidates. Remove all sharp objects from the immediate vicinity before you listen to them.

Actually, forget that. Songs about naval disasters (The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot, At the Harbor by Renaissance, The Wreck of the Hesperus by Procol Harum) are somber in tone but won't make you feel despondent afterward. They're like rye bread... a little rough and dark, but hearty and filling and ultimately cleansing in the end.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Anything by Michael Buble.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would also submit the vocal version of Forsaken to this list.

[–] MidRomney 3 points 1 year ago

This is art/prog/jazz rock molded to perfection:

https://youtu.be/hCU_lScCpAM?si=6q-LbBsj1imw008_

Check out this song by them but feel free to listen to their entire albums. Start with Land Animal, Say So, or You Know What They Mean if you like the above song.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The entirety of Let It Come Down by Spiritualized. It's an album all about the apathy, misery, bliss and beauty that accompanies heroin addiction. It's painfully beautiful music.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The Myth is Real Let's Eat - Jello Biafra and Nomeansno

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

An Introduction To The Album by The Hotelier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Beths in general for me lately. I like Expert in a Dying Field, Scilence in Golden, and Knees Deep. But their older stuff are great too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Eliot Smith - Either/Or

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)