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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn't want to be late to service.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

God made them do it!