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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

Next you're gonna tell me you can't just "re-route power" by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

[–] BloodSlut 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean you dont want to reroute all the power for the warp engines into the navigation console?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

With that much power you can navigate anywhere, at least until the console melts through the floor

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

O'Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly, sure you could have relays or Automatic Transfer Switches like we use from generators. But if you're just slamming more power at stuff than it's meant to use, where's your overcurrent protection?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one of my favorite jokes about this is on TNG. i think it's the episode where the bridge gets cut off from the rest of the ship, and Troi is in charge of running the ship. O'Brian makes a comment to Ro about how you can't 'just reroute power from things'.

it's a funny little nod from the writers.

[–] marcos 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That's why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

[–] Eylrid 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

[–] marcos 6 points 1 year ago

Well, it really wasn't. You'd program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

It's a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it's actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do you know the buttons don't trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Some real dense, high-tech circuitry going on in there...

...is that an isolinear rod next to Uhura's head?

[–] Blue_Morpho 1 points 1 year ago

It's an inanimate carbon rod. The hero of space.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's an interesting way to spell relays

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Now we have the salad!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

you can't just "re-route power" by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I've seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.