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I've heard it explained that "hey" used to be more of an urgent way to get someone's attention, rather than a casual "hello" like it is now, so it sounded rude to some older folks.

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[–] Mr_Blott 36 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Yep, I get the "Language is constantly evolving" argument, but if I have to read your sentence three times just to parse it because you were too lazy to press a few keys, I'd consider that disrespectful to whomever is reading your comments

[–] scottywh 7 points 11 months ago

The people who insist on communicating incorrectly are intentionally choosing either to be stupid or to fuck with people.

Either way, I'm still not interested in interacting with them.

[–] Speculater 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Mr_Blott 3 points 11 months ago

Aye awa shite n yer haunds n' clap bawbag eh

[–] Sheeple 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fr fr that hot take be so skibidi you real g are goated with the sauce no cap

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This but unironically /s

No seriously, I have no clue what you were talking about but it's very normal for any social group to develop a unique way of language that you have to learn when you want to engage. It's not as if farmers wouldn't use terms lay people don't understand

[–] Sheeple 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Everything I said is actually kinda sensible and as a sentence made sense. Obviously it uses too much slang at once and no one would make a sentence purely made of slang like that, but theoretically it's a valid sentence with modern slang.

I'm old as hell. I solely learned this just to mess with the young ones lmao.

[–] Zoboomafoo 1 points 11 months ago

Language is evolving, and part of evolution is killing off unfit new phrases