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He did though. (mander.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] chemical_cutthroat 30 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Noah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

Noah would've been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Noah brought along mosquitos, the guy is filled with hate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not sure he could have kept them off the boat.

[–] danc4498 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.

I was just being a little silly.

[–] danc4498 4 points 11 months ago

I was just joshing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lot.

And actually, to be "fair" to him, his daughters raped him.

As written it's not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

As written the only person who could have communicated that story is Lot himself. Coming out of the desert with only your two daughters and two babies seems like it might be good motivation to embellish