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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You fools! If you die in Australia, you die in real life!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You cant die in australia because you cant be in australia. You would fall off the world. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Um, Australia is required to exist to stop the weight of the US from flipping the Earth plane over. It's literally the counterweight continent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But its glued to the bottom. So you would just fall off.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, skywalker, some of us tether ourselves everywhere we go.

[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

{Engage Yoda Voice]

Hmmm, Yes. Duck Tape.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks Ptetris11!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only if your gravity harness breaks...