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[–] xantoxis 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

[Camera fade in on a full-body shot of me standing in my kitchen, my hands tented smartly in front of me.]

Hi everyone, welcome back to my food channel. You don't want to cook a full balanced meal every night, sometimes you just want something quick! So today I wanted to show everyone my go-to lazy meal.

[I rip open a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips with my teeth and just start pouring them vertically into my mouth. Many of the chocolate chips do not go into my mouth, they just fall straight down, bouncing off the floor and out of frame. Some get caught in the folds of my clothing, occasionally rolling off onto the floor and bouncing out of frame. Most unsettling are the ones that fall into my mouth and then are carried out again by their own chaotic momentum, covered in microscopic flecks of my saliva, sticking to my shirt or splattering on the floor.]

[This continues for much longer than you'd think, as I empty the entire 1-pound bag without stopping.]

[I release the empty plastic bag, which drifts to the floor. The camera zooms in on my eyes, where tears are just starting to be visible. Fade out.]

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I smash that like and subscribe.

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[–] quams69 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now go make this vid before I do

[–] SwallowsDick 2 points 1 year ago

YouTube rewards similar channels, you can help each other

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I am picturing this on Tim and Eric

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

out of all the entries here, this is the only one I'd watch.

[–] SwallowsDick 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man, this was an experience.