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“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[–] moistclump 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“People don’t like dying.” Holy shit, if ever a phrase that shows we’re getting fucked cause we need groceries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SleepyBear 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's it really though? Or are they just stating the obvious?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't a sign of good satire that it seems like it's telling the truth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This one seems more on the nose than usual.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's like an answer to an interview question.

"So, why are you wanting to work here?"
"Well, I like being able to live, for one,"