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Pet food recall grows: Babies sickened by salmonella in tainted kibble, officials say (thehill.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeffw to c/nottheonion

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They got sick from touching it, but the headline sounds like they're eating it

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They got sick from touching it, but the headline sounds like they're eating it

We all have that one nephew

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dog kibble smells amazing and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 year ago

Nephew you aren't old enough for social media