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What is your business plan? (startrek.website)

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[–] Wooki 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Teleport from children’s hospital to children’s hospital casting heal.

DM says no

Fine raise the dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are no healing/resurrection spells on wizard's spell list

[–] Wooki 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did not say resurrect did I.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raise dead is a resurrection spell in dnd

[–] Wooki 1 points 1 year ago

Raise, Animate. At this point it’s all hell broken lose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clone. Doesn't work post-mortem, but if they can last for ~120 days... and if they can't, there's always Imprisonment or True Polymorph to keep them alive until the clone body matures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

bro what. they really always had none how could I have missed this.