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[–] Thrashy 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even less credible than the Chiefs fan I know who has theorized that she's scheming to break his heart at some point during the playoffs in order to cost the team a Superbowl run.

I don't think he's serious, but I'm not 100% sure about it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

“And why did Taylor’s dad put $50 million on the chiefs to lose? FOLLOW THE MONEY, PEOPLE.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People think Yoko ruined The Beatles when it was just everything building up to the inevitable. Shit, George tried to quit first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun fact: Yoko Ono was a little girl living in Tokyo when the United ~~Starts~~ Sharts firebombed the city in 1945. Maybe that explains the screaming, I dunno.