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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Stamets to c/[email protected]
 

I gotta say... the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Honestly it's all an abstraction anyway but I absolutely would not bring my chompers to a knife fight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's more about range though, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, I think the stabber will do more harm per second than the chomper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you bite an artery even a human can kill something. You can bite of a finger if you want to. The problem is people only think of biting in " I chomp and then I let go" instead of " I bite and do not let go but pull bake so I tear that chunk of the person off".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have fun getting to that artery. If someone is not holding still for you it's extremely lucky to do that.

Especially while getting stabbed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] bhamlin 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What are you going to do? Leave them at the inn? You can absolutely bring them with you and use them as the opportunity arises. Just because it's a knife fight and you have a knife doesn't mean you can only use the knife...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That's very true, although I'd love to play the kind of character who pulls their teeth out when they don't think they'll be needing them.