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[–] IzzyScissor 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Things to never say before committing a crime:

"Wait, let me sign in with my Google account first."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Our legal system basically relies on the fact that criminals are that stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same for our political system.

Healthcare should be built for assuming everybody is an idiot, but instead you need a degree in medical codes invoicing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Healthcare is built assuming everyone is an idiot.

[–] Neon 2 points 1 year ago

and somehow it still works.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

People have been caught making bomb threats using their own phones. Some people are just not bright enough to be able to survive in this world.

It's for people like them that you have to have signs everywhere that say things like, don't stick your hand in the crushy grindy place, this hot water is hot, and don't drink bleach you'll die.