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Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Earlier this year, the US Food and Drug Administration gave Neuralink, which Musk cofounded in 2016, approval to launch human trials of its device that Musk has described as a "Fitbit in your skull." The FDA had previously rejected Neuralink's bid for human testing in March over safety concerns, Reuters reported, including that the wires connected to the brain chip could move within a subject's head or that the chip could overheat.

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[–] Fades 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As I said in another thread about nLink:

Anyone getting this shit will die just like every single fucking monkey test subject. If they don’t die, their suffering will be unbearable

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

Go on Elon, show us how it’s done and take the first one

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dad got his brain chip in 2010. Worked great. Had nothing to do with neuralink. They've been doing these implants safely for at least that long. The fact that musk can't keep monkeys alive says a lot about the fact that neuralink isn't ready.

[–] Fades 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s fascinating, could you share a manufacturer name? I’d love to look into what kind of brain chips are out there that aren’t from phony stark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What the hell does that chip even do?

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 10 months ago

Epilepsy treatment I imagine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To be fair, everyone who doesn't get one will die too

[–] snek 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Come on Jeffrey, you can do it

[–] Fades 5 points 10 months ago

🎵Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet, amateurs can fuckin’ suck it; fuck their wives, drink their blood 🎵

Come on Jeff, get em!

AAHHHHHHHH

Bro I hate that this song lives rent free in my head. FUCK Bezos but GOD it’s such a bop, I’ll always listen again when it comes up so I can listen again. Time to watch Inside again

[–] Evia 2 points 10 months ago

I love seeing Bo in the wild